You know, life confined to a cubicle isn't all bad. There is, after all, the cornucopia of office supplies to be had stowed away in the office supply cabinets! To the cubicle denizen, these office supply cabinets are like treasure chests to a pirate.
Just yesterday I ventured to these storage cabinets in search of their bounty. As I approached the grey metal cabinets, a sense of nervous excitement overcame me. What wonders would I behold when I threw open these flimsy doors? I cracked open the cabinet door and the harsh fluorescent light reflected off of the plentiful binder clips, ballpoint pens, legal pads and other fantastic goods. A strange urge came over me to pilfer it all for myself and secretly bury it under the removable floor panels of my cubicle. Then I'd be someone to be reckoned with! Yarr!
But instead I meekly grabbed a single notebook and hurried back to my desk.